Every time i catch my parents in a bad mood.

theepichumor:

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fluorescentadolesc3nt: this is me. omg.

Trying to open a door the cool way.

Reality:

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Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
Me: Final seasons.
Me: Post-concert depression.
Me: When there's no food.
Me: Fictional characters dying.
Me: Hipster blogs.
Me: Crying over bands.
Me: When ships aren't canon.
Friend: ....
Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

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